Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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