I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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