DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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