I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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