She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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