im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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