do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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