I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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