I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
