I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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