If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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