I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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