According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My dick has a subreddit
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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