My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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