Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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