I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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