If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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