She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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