Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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