i just google imaged poop.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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