Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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