I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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