He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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