Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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