glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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