Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was confusing and full of hummus
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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