My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You left your underwear on the fireplace
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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