Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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