I am puke
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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