Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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