Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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