new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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