Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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