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I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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