Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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