You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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