So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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