In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
