What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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