I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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