who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
dude. I can hear the air.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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