Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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