Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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