i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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