I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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