real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Soap is not a condiment
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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