it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize