im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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