its not stalking. its research.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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