I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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