its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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