I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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