I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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